Dear Santa

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). Last Tuesday I turned in for eating carbs (3 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for (10 points). In March I punched in the arm (-10 points). In July I set 's puppy on fire (-66 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-71 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, momoneyca

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